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	<description>I don't know what to make of it either.</description>
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		<title>Conversation with a Two Year Old</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I can&#8217;t sit with my super big poop.&#8221;
&#8220;Holy Moly, that IS a super big poop, baby&#8221;
&#8220;Can you eat it?&#8221;
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		<title>On My Tombstone</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 05:48:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love my kids.  It&#8217;s being a parent that killed me.
~Patti Aro
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		<title>A Guilty Swiff</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 00:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t think anyone would be surprised to hear me say I&#8217;m an idealist.
Though it may be impossible to live up to my ideals entirely, I don&#8217;t see that as an excuse not to do what I can.
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		<title>Geek Hag</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been trying to figure out how to listen to This American Life at my desk for three weeks.
I listen to the radio online, but I have to get through the corporate firewall to do it. Normally, when I go to an external website, I get a login screen, where I type my user [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Faux Finnish</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2005 04:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patti</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I might be a Faux Finnish French American with a blush of Native American and Irish. Or, something else entirely.]]></description>
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		<title>English Teacher</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Nov 2004 23:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patti</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can take the teacher out of the classroom....]]></description>
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		<title>The Vermi Suicides</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2004 03:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patti</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have worms in my kitchen.  
Technically, they’re in the utility closet, but when they die, they always end up stuck to my kitchen floor.
It’s not an infestation, it’s a worm bin.  When I was in Hawai’i on my honeymoon, I learned about Vermicomposting from my brand new sister-in-law, Piper.  You read [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Umbrella Deaths</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2001 03:57:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patti</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Worst storm in three and a half weeks!  Thousands Dead.]]></description>
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