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	<description>I don't know what to make of it either.</description>
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		<title>Thank Goodness for Bad Boyfriends</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve posted a new story on Intersect. Take a look! Thank Goodness for Bad Boyfriends]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pattiaro.com/2010/12/06/thank-goodness-for-bad-boyfriends/</link>
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		<title>Launch Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You'll find the storys that I've been hiding there.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pattiaro.com/2010/09/08/launch-day/</link>
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		<title>Living in Zombieland</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I realized this morning that raising small children is just like being in a zombie movie. They pursue you relentlessly all day and all night, and if you think you&#8217;ve given them the slip, it&#8217;s only because they&#8217;ve smuggled their breakfast into the living room so they could mash it into the carpet. Instead of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pattiaro.com/2009/11/16/living-in-zombieland/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Never too Early to be Thankful</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today, I feel like a ninja. ]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pattiaro.com/2009/10/04/its-never-too-early-to-be-thankful/</link>
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		<title>Huff and Bluster</title>
		<description><![CDATA[the thing that makes me feel hopeless, is that so many people are falling for it.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pattiaro.com/2009/08/17/huff-and-bluster/</link>
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		<title>Michael Jackson&#8217;s Mother</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why is there no secret parent handshake?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pattiaro.com/2009/04/30/michael-jacksons-mother/</link>
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		<title>Handful of Needs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Have fun at work, babe.&#8221; The door closes with a hollow sound. I linger there, allowing myself a moment of despair. Then I straighten my back, lock the door, and put on my game face. Snatching a banana on my way through the kitchen, I find Scarlett on the couch in the living room. Wagging [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pattiaro.com/2009/04/12/handful-of-needs/</link>
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		<title>A Has-Been?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I miss my mind.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pattiaro.com/2009/03/28/a-has-been/</link>
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		<title>Conversation with a Two Year Old</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I can&#8217;t sit with my super big poop.&#8221; &#8220;Holy Moly, that IS a super big poop, baby&#8221; &#8220;Can you eat it?&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pattiaro.com/2009/02/13/conversation-with-a-two-year-old/</link>
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		<title>On My Tombstone</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I love my kids. It&#8217;s being a parent that killed me. ~Patti Aro]]></description>
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